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Old Nov 12, 2007, 02:19 AM // 02:19   #741
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* buys a beer*
*waits for snow bunny*
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Old Nov 12, 2007, 02:20 AM // 02:20   #742
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*takes a deep breathe
*looks for other people in the bar
*realizes is alone with Soulless
*hug?
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Old Nov 12, 2007, 02:23 AM // 02:23   #743
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*hugs snow bunny*
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Old Nov 12, 2007, 02:24 AM // 02:24   #744
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*hugs
*pickpockets
*stabs
*kicks
*pours shot glass of everclear
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Old Nov 12, 2007, 02:27 AM // 02:27   #745
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*gets up*
*gets a beer bottle*
*smash on snow bunny head*
*beats him up*
*make him bleed*
*pour gasoline on him*
*beat him up sum moar*
*lights him on fire*
*laugh*
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Old Nov 12, 2007, 02:30 AM // 02:30   #746
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*Rubs head.
*Downs the everclear shot
*grimaces
*Pulls out crossbow
*die vampire
*shoots Soulless
*Watch him write in agony
*Laughs. Pours a shot of rum
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Old Nov 12, 2007, 02:31 AM // 02:31   #747
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*gets back up *
*gets a machine gun *
*shoots him *
*get a pencil *
*ssharpen it *
*pokes out snow bunnys eyes*
* keeps eyeballs in pocket*
*walk out of bar*
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Old Nov 12, 2007, 02:34 AM // 02:34   #748
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*Gets new eyes, like tom cruise
*downs the rum
*puts cute girl on lap
*waits for next challenger
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Old Nov 12, 2007, 02:35 AM // 02:35   #749
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*walks into bar*
*smacks the girl with a baseball bat*
*runs away*
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Old Nov 12, 2007, 02:36 AM // 02:36   #750
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*Chases down soulless
*Breaks his legs
*Grabs another girl
*Uses her and a little kid as a shield
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Old Nov 12, 2007, 02:38 AM // 02:38   #751
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*gets a car*
*drives toward snow bunny *
*crushes him and the girl*
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Old Nov 12, 2007, 02:40 AM // 02:40   #752
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*Gets up
*Gets in your car
*Pulls out a ruler
*Drives it through your forehead out the back
*Pushes you out
*Parks the car
*Gets another drink
*Starts slurrring
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Old Nov 12, 2007, 02:42 AM // 02:42   #753
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*runs to snow bunny*
*kiss *
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Old Nov 12, 2007, 02:43 AM // 02:43   #754
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*Ponders
*Can't tell if Soulless is male or female at this point
*epic fail
*stumbles
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Old Nov 12, 2007, 04:48 AM // 04:48   #755
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*giggles*
*looks at snow bunny*
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Old Nov 12, 2007, 04:58 AM // 04:58   #756
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*is still slurring
*still can't tell Soulless's gender
*contemplates if both are drunk enough to forget about it in the morning
*stumbles
*pours a shot
*Downs it
*waits for the romantic moment to get disrupted.
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Old Nov 12, 2007, 06:05 AM // 06:05   #757
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*walks by snow bunny*
*stabs her quickly*
*laughs evilly*
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Old Nov 12, 2007, 12:52 PM // 12:52   #758
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"Soulless = guy!"
*Smashes bar stool over Warhawks head*
*Smashes bar stool over own head*
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Old Nov 12, 2007, 01:36 PM // 13:36   #759
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*walks over both
*picks pockets
*buys a mai tai.
*mmmmm
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Old Nov 12, 2007, 02:50 PM // 14:50   #760
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"Damn you snow bunny!"
*Picks some other guys pocket and puts what I get in my own pockets*
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